dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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