HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
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Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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