Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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