**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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