No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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