is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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