So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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