Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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