she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
either way he was missing a nipple.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize