I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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