I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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