Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize