One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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