So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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