her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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