just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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