my mouth tastes like poor choices
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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