I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
the raccoons are back...
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