pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
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Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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