so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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