so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
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I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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