Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
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Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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