I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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