My nipple is on Facebook.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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