I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
its liver damage thursday
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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