that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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