I got chris browned last night
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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