I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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