i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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