So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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