You're completely useless in the revolution.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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