How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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