The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
What drink are we having for lunch?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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