I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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