I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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