I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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