I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
You are the jesus of drinking
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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