Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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