if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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