i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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