You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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