If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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