Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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