You work out of a Hotel?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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