How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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