We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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