I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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