I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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