Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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