I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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